Conservative uninstalls Microsoft Word after learning its stance on the little mermaid – The Chaser

Conservative uninstalls Microsoft Word after learning its stance on the little mermaid – The Chaser

Conservative uninstalls Microsoft Word after learning its stance on the little mermaid – The Chaser 0 0 Alan Dickson

Local conservative Reg Gressive has today thrown his computer in the bin, after learning Microsoft supports Arial being black.
“Outrageous,” fumed Reg. “We can’t let these wokesters win! If we let them claim mermaids as black, what’s next!? Black people??? I shudder to think we might live in that kind of future.”

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Reg initially announced that he would from now on only be using Apple computers, before learning their logo for years had been rainbow and is now black. “Woke nonsense!” raged Reg. “Next you’ll be telling me Tim Cook is married to a man!”
Reg has instead now moved back to using typewriters, before dumping them too due to their use of black ink.

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